At least that s what the funny drinking quotes coming from some of the eminent personalities of the world right from oscar wilde to winston churchill preach. A lady came up to me one day and said sir.
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Funny drinking quote. Don t miss this one if you want to see what happens when humor and alcohol come together. Most funny t shirts therefore come printed with funny quotes that bring a smile on our face. It s not in my vodkabulary but let me check in whiskypedia.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational wise and humorous old funny drinking quotes funny drinking sayings and funny drinking proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. These quotes range from the simple joke to straightforward advice for living life. These hilarious quotes and sayings on drinks and alcohol may be relatable to you and bring out the light side of alcholism.
For all those who drink and those who don t here is a compilation of some humorous drinking quotes that will make you roll with laughter. 58 funny drinking quotes i feel sorry for people who don t drink. War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.
Now that s an oxymoron. If you like these you can get some of them engraved on your own drinking quotes beer mug pilsner glasses pint glasses pitcher or beer mug and pitcher set. Relax have a drink and enjoy the quotes.
Always do sober what you said you d do drunk. Like i have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which i sometimes so madly indulge. People you want to drink with and people who make you want to drink.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut ernest hemingway tags. T shirts have the slogans on almost all aspects of life including drinking. Funny drinking sayings and quotes.
When they wake up in the morning that s as good as they re going to feel all day. Funny drinking quotes sayings and captions some drink alcohol find solace some have it to forget their sorrows while its an addiction for some. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut ernest hemingway.
It has not been in the pursuit of. Funny drinking quotes like this one remind us of all these bad dad jokes from twitter you can t help but laugh at. 50 there are two types of people in this world.
In fact funny drinking quotes about alcohol are the funniest and sarcastic. Alcohol they say is a social evil but that need not necessarily mean you should stay away from it. Home funny drinking quotes.
I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Beer quotes world quotes. Quotes tagged as drinking showing 1 30 of 622 always do sober what you said you d do drunk.