Recently i was looking for some good programming quotes for one of my presentation. Although some of which are pretty old already they can still tickle a geek s funny bone.
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Computer science quotes funny. I was amazed to find that there are some good programming quotes that are really funny and need some brains to figure out the fun part. These quotes are from a variety of famous business leaders writers entertainers politicians experts entrepreneurs and other famous and not so famous people. Explore 101 computer science quotes by authors including steve jobs marissa mayer and satya nadella at brainyquote.
Like i don t know how many of you have ever met dijkstra but you probably know that arrogance in computer science is measured in nano dijkstras. To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his soap ope. See more ideas about science jokes computer science humor.
He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your iq level. 237 quotes have been tagged as computers. Here are 25 of the funny programming quotes in random order.
Quotes tagged as computer science showing 1 30 of 120. Nov 7 2016 computer science jokes humor. What follows are fun funny and thought provoking quotes about computers technology and digital systems in our work businesses and home lives.
Here s to the crazy ones. Jan 4 2016 explore ashley ellis s board computer science jokes on pinterest. See more ideas about computer science programming humor jokes.
Top 50 funny computer quotes byjun february 03 2010 88 comments if you have enjoyed our collection of top 50 linux quotes of all time i m sure you would love these funny computer related quotes that i have put together. Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes edsger wybe dijkstra. An annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes.
Part of what made the macintosh great was that the people working on it were musicians poets and artists and zoologists and historians.